Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw.
So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him.
So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion.
The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.
The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".
The other guy says, "I knew that!
I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"
I've learned a lot from you.
Next!!!! ( LOL )
Habian 3 putos Aldo,Adolfo y su papa, y entraron a un hotel pero solo habia un cuarto, y los tres decidieron dormir en él.
Al otro día despierta el papá y dice: "alguien me la jalo,..."
y despierta Adolfo y dice: !a mi igual..."
en eso despierta Aldo y dice:
" ayy Yo soñé que estaba remando!
ADAN AND EVE